Babbage On

YOU KNOW IT’S HARD TO WRITE ABOUT YOURSELF!!

For only $5 I will write you a dating profile that will attract your perf SO.
AND pick you out some cute pix
AND idk maybe just give you some encouraging dating advice, we’ll see how it goes. 

It’ll most likely be weird, but it will set you apart from the rest! Give me $$ to do this I love you.

New shirt ~ so cute ~ hail satan

New shirt ~ so cute ~ hail satan

meet my new Chicago bf ~ 
he doesn’t really talk doe ~

meet my new Chicago bf ~
he doesn’t really talk doe ~

my top tinder moment (1 more 6 and we’d be good2go)#I don’t even leik ice crem#

my top tinder moment 
(1 more 6 and we’d be good2go)
#I don’t even leik ice crem#

Last day of work is 2day~ go out w/ a banana gram ~

Last day of work is 2day
~ go out w/ a banana gram ~

my mom went to a medium yesterday and asked me if there is anything I want to ask my father: 

do I watch too much porn
why am I sad
are those two related

but really where in the ceiling did you hide those throwing knives

thx~ 

High up Chicago skyline Babbage, c u soon Chicago, #throwback 4now

High up Chicago skyline Babbage, c u soon Chicago, #throwback 4now

throwback to the future w/ purple-humpback-whale

throwback to the future w/ purple-humpback-whale

my greasy mane

my greasy mane